Photos and Video

See this Mysterious Tree in Palakkad-Kerala

2008-02-13T22:45:00.000-08:00

God + Human = Wonder Tree

Baby vs Cobra

2008-01-05T22:21:00.000-08:00

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Finally Rs 1 Lacs TATA Car Is Unveiled with some good details

2007-12-14T22:27:00.000-08:00

Baapu says On Appraisal : Apun Mera tho Waht Ghi

2007-12-14T22:18:00.000-08:00

"Agar koi tumhari salary na increase kare , tumhe promotion na de,
tum kam karte raho....
sirf kam hi nehi zada kam karo......
promotion ki ummed na karo.......
Dekhna, Uski aatma ek din jaroor jaagegi.
Aur vo tumhe salary hike aur promotion zaroor dega"
Aur agar fir bhi koi salary hike aur promotion nahi mile ,
to uske paas jana, use ek Guldasta dena.... aur Vinamrata se kehna.......

4 Seasons and the changes ...

2007-12-10T23:20:00.000-08:00

The following pics are of the same place but taken under different seasons!! Please read the text at the end.

Lessons on Life

There was a man who had four sons. He wanted his sons to learn not to judge things too quickly. So he sent them each on a quest, in turn, to go and look at a pear tree that was a great distance away. The first son went in the winter, the second in the spring, the third in summer, and the youngest son in the fall. When they had all gone and come back, he called them together to describe what they had seen The first son said that the tree was ugly, bent, and twisted. The second son said no it was covered with green buds and full of promise. The third son disagreed; he said it was laden with blossoms that smelled so sweet and looked so beautiful, it was the most graceful thing he had ever seen. The last son disagreed with all of them; he said it was ripe and drooping with fruit, full of life and fulfillment. The man then explained to his sons that they were all right, because they had each seen but only one season in the tree's life. He told them that you cannot judge a tree, or a person, by only one season, and that the essence of who they are and the pleasure, joy, and love that come from that life can only be measured at the end, when all the seasons are up. If you give up when it's winter, you will miss the promise of your spring, the beauty of your summer, fulfillment of your fall. Moral: Don't let the pain of one season destroy the joy of all the rest. Don't judge life by one difficult season. Persevere through the difficult patches and better times are sure to come some time or later.

Appraisal Reactions!

2007-12-08T03:24:00.000-08:00

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Before Appraisal

At the time of appraisal

After Recieving...

Meaning of Appraisals...... Its real

2007-12-08T03:15:00.000-08:00

Its like working hard full year & finding yourself at the same position where you started???
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VERY VERY GOOD ARTICLE FROM Dr. APJ ABDUL KALAM............................

2007-12-08T03:06:00.000-08:00

Dr. APJ Abdul Kalaam's speech in Hyderabad.
[OUR HONOURABLE PRESIDENT OF INDIA]
A must read for every Indian.
"I have three visions for India.
1. In 3000 years of our history, people from all over the world havecome and invaded us, captured our lands, conquered our minds. F romAlexander onwards. The Greeks, the Turks, the Moguls, the Portuguese,the British, the French, the Dutch, all of them came and looted us,took over what was ours. Yet we have not done this to any othernation. We have not conquered anyone.
2. We have not grabbed their land, their culture, their history andtried to enforce our way of life on them. Why? Because we respect thefreedom of others. That is why my first vision is that of FREEDOM. Ibelieve that India got its first vision of this in 1857, when westarted the war of independence. It is this freedom that we mustprotect and nurture and build on. If we are not free, no one willrespect us.
3. My second vision for India is DEVELOPMENT. For fifty years we havebeen a developing nation. It is time we see ourselves as a developednation. We are among top 5 nations of the world in terms of GDP. Wehave 10 percent growth rate in most areas. Our poverty levels arefalling. Our achievements are being global ly recognized today. Yet welack the self-confidence to see ourselves as a developednation, self- reliant and self-assured. Isn't this incorrect?
4. I have a THIRD vision. India must stand up to the world. Because Ibelieve that, unless India stands up to the world, no one will respectus. Only strength respects strength. We must be strong not only as amilitary power but also as an economic power. Both must gohand-in-hand. My good fortune was to have worked with three greatminds. Dr. Vikram Sarabhai of the Dept. of space,Professor SatishDhawan, who succeeded him and Dr.Brahm Prakash, father of nuclearmaterial. I was lucky to have worked with all three of them closelyand consider this the great opportunity of my life.
5. I see four milestones in my career:
Twenty years I spent in ISRO. I was given the opportunity to be theproject director for India's first satellite launch vehicle, SLV3. Theone that launched Rohini. These years played a very important role inmy life of Scientist.
After my ISRO years, I joined DRDO and got a chance to be the part ofIndia's guided missile program. It was my second bliss when Agni metits mission requirements in 1994.
The Dept. of Atomic Energy and DRDO had this tremendous partnership inthe recent nuclear tests, on May 11 and 13. This was the third bliss.The joy of participating with my team in these nuclear tests andproving to the world that India can make it, that we are no longer adeveloping nation but one of them. It made me feel very proud as anIndian. The fact that we have now developed for Agni a re-entrystructure, for which we have developed this new material. A Very lightmaterial called carbon-carbon.
One day an orthopedic surgeon from Nizam Institute of Medical Sciencesvisited my laboratory. He lifted the material and found it so lightthat he took me to his hospital and showed me his patients. There werethese little girls and boys with hea vy metallic calipers weighingover three Kg. each, dragging their feet around.
He said to me: Please remove the pain of my patients.
In three weeks, we made these Floor reaction Orthosis 300-gramcalipers and took them to the orthopedic center. The children didn'tbelieve their eyes. From dragging around a three kg. load on theirlegs, they could now move around!
Their parents had tears in their eyes. That was my fourth bliss!
6. Why is the media here so negative? Why are we in India soembarrassed to recognize our own strengths, our achievements? We aresuch a great nation. We have so many amazing success stories but werefuse to acknowledge them.
7. Why?
We are the first in milk production.We are number one in Remote sensing satellites.We are the second largest producer of wheat.We are the second largest producer of rice.
8. Look at Dr. Sudarshan, he has transferred the tribal village into aself-sustaining, self driving unit. There are millionsof suchachievementsbut our media is only obsessed in the bad news and failures anddisasters.
9. I was in Tel Aviv once and I was reading the Israeli newspaper. Itwas the day after a lot of attacks and bombardments and deaths hadtaken place. The Hamas had struck. But the front page of the newspaperhad the picture of a Jewish gentleman who in five years hadtransformed his desert land into an orchid and a granary. It was thisinspiring picture that everyone woke up to. The gory details ofkillings, bombardments, deaths, were inside in the newspaper, buriedamong other news.
10. In India we only read about death, sickness, terrorism, crime. Whyare we so NEGATIVE?
11. Another question: Why are we, as a nation so obsessed with foreignthings?
12. We want foreign TVs, we want foreign shirts. We want foreigntechnology. Why this obsession with everything imported. Do we notrealize that self-respect comes with self-reliance?
13. I was in Hyderabad giving this lecture, when a 14 year old girlasked me for my autograph. I asked her what her goal in life is.
She replied: I want to live in a developed India.
For her, you and I will have to build this developed India. You mustproclaim. India is not an under-developed nation; it is a highlydeveloped nation.
14. Do you have 10 minutes? Allow me to come back with a vengeance.Got 10 minutes for your country? If yes, then read; otherwise, choiceis yours.
YOU say that our government is inefficient.YOU say that our laws are too old.YOU say that the municipality does not pick up the garbage.YOU say that the phones don't work, the railways are a joke,The airline is the worst in the world, mails never reach theirdestination.YOU say that our country has been fed to the dogs and is the absolutepits.YOU say, say and say.
15. What do YOU do about it? Take a person on his way to Singapore.Give him a name - YOURS. Give him a face - YOURS. YOU walk out of theairport and you are at your International best. In Singapore you don'tthrow cigarette butts on the roads or eat in the stores. YOU are asproud of their Underground links as they are. You pay $5 (approx. Rs.60) to drive through Orchard Road (equivalent of Mahim Causeway orPedder Road) between 5 PM and 8 PM. YOUcomeback to the parking lot topunch your parking ticket if you have over stayed in a restaurant or ashopping mall irrespective of your status identity. In Singapore youdon't say anything, DO YOU? YOU wouldn't dare to eat in public duringRamadan, in Dubai. YOU would not dare to go out without your headcovered in Jeddah. YOU would not dare to buy an employee of the telephone exchange in London at 10 pounds (Rs.650) a month to, "see toit that my STD and ISD calls are billed to someone else." YOU wouldnot dare to speed beyond 55mph (88 km/h) in Washington and then tell the traffic cop, "Jaanta haimain kaun hoon (Do you know who I am?). I am so and so's son. Takeyour two bucks and get lost."
16. YOU wouldn't chuck an empty coconut shell anywhere other than thegarbage pail on the beaches in Australia and New Zealand.
Why don't YOU spit Paan on the streets of Tokyo?Why don't YOU use examination jockeys or buy fake certificates inBoston??? We are still talking of the same YOU. YOU who can respectand conform to a foreign system in other countries but cannot in yourown. You who will throw papers and cigarettes on the road the momentyou touch Indian ground. If you can be an involved and appreciativecitizen in an alien country, why cannot you be the same here in India?
17. Once in an interview, the famous Ex-muni cipal commissioner ofBombay, Mr.Tinaikar, had a point to make. "Rich people's dogs arewalked on the streets to leave their affluent droppings all over theplace," he said. "And then the same people turn around to criticizeand blame the authorities for inefficiency and dirty pavements. Whatdo they expect the officers to do? Go down with a broom every timetheir dog feels the pressure in his bowels?
18. In America every dog owner has to clean up after his pet has donethe job. Same in Japan. Will the Indian citizen do that here?" He'sright.
19. We go to the polls to choose a government and after that forfeitall responsibility. We sit back wanting to be pampered and expect thegovernment to do everything for us whilst our contribution is totallynegative. We expect the government to clean up but we are not going tostop chucking garbage all over the place nor are we going to stop topick a up a stray piece of paper and throw it in the bin. We expect the railways to provide clean bathrooms but we are not going to learnthe proper use of bathrooms.
20. We want Indian Airlines and Air India to provide the best of foodand toiletries but we are not going to stop pilfering at the leastopportunity. This applies even to the staff who is known not to passon the service to the public. When it comes to burning social issueslike those related towomen, dowry, girl child and others, we make loud drawing roomprotestations and continue to do the reverse at home. Our excuse?"It's the whole system which has to change, how will it matter if Ialone forego my sons' rights to a dowry." So who's going to change thesystem?
21. What does a system consist of? Very conveniently for us itconsists of our neighbors, other households, other cities, othercommunities and the government. But definitely not me and YOU. When itcomes to us actually making a positive contribution to the system welock ourselves along with our families in to a safe cocoon and lookinto the distance at countries far away and wait for a Mr. Clean tocome along & work miracles for us with a majestic sweep of his hand orwe leave the country and run away.
22. Like lazy cowards hounded by our fears we run to America to baskin their glory and praise their system. When New York becomes insecurewe run to England. When England experiences unemployment, we take thenext flight out to the Gulf. When the Gulf is war struck, we demand tobe rescued and brought home by the Indian government. Everybody is outto abuse and rape the country. Nobody thinks of feeding the system.Our conscience is mortgaged to money.
23. Dear Indians, The article is highly thought inductive, calls for agreat deal of introspection and pricks one's conscience too....I amechoing J.F.Kennedy's words to his fellow Americans to relate toIndians.....
"ASK WHAT WE CAN DO FOR INDIA AND DO WHAT HAS TO BE DONE TO MAKEINDIA WHAT AMERICA AND OTHER WESTERN COUNTRIES ARE TODAY"
24. Lets do what India needs from us.
Forward this mail to each Indian for a change instead of sending Jokesor junk mails.
Thank you,Dr. Abdul Kalam(PRESIDENT OF INDIA)

Sweetest Photo

2007-12-08T03:01:00.000-08:00

More than this you won't get any sweetest.....

One in a million photograph

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Sending a smile your way

Timing is everything

Do you need Pizza

2007-12-08T02:46:00.000-08:00

Good morning friends.........

Customer Care in 2025***

Operator:"Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..."

Customer:"Heloo, can I order.."

Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"

Customer: "It's eh..., hold.......... on......889861356102049998-45-54610"

Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 24, shivaji park, dadar. Your home number is 6745 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobileis 9892347854. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"

Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?

Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"

Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."

Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"

Customer:"How come?"

Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high bloodpressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"

Customer:"What?... What do you recommend then?"

Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"

Customer: "How do you know for sure?"

Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" fromthe National Library last week Sir"

Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how muchwill that cost?"

Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The totalis $49.9! 9" Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"

Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs 37,720.55 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."

Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"

Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records,you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"

Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready.How long is it gonna take anyway?"

Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle..."

Customer: " What!"

Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own aScooter,...registration number 1123..."

Customer: " ????"

Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"

Customer:"Nothing.! .. by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 freebottles of cola as advertised?"

Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... "

Customer: Teri #$$ ^% &$@$%^

Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 youwere convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?"

Customer: [Faints...]

Alzheimers test

2007-12-08T02:11:00.000-08:00

What do you think?
Read out loud the text inside the triangle below.

More than likely you said, "A bird in the bush," and........

if this IS what YOU said, then you failed to see

that the word THE is repeated twice!

Sorry, look again.

Next, let's play with some words.

What do you see?

In black you can read the word GOOD, in white the word EVIL (inside each black letter is a white letter). It's all very physiological too, because it visualize the concept that good can't exist without evil (or the absence of good is evil ).

Now, what do you see?

You may not see it at first, but the white spaces read the word optical, the blue landscape reads the word illusion. Look again! Can you see why this painting is called an optical illusion?

What do you see here?

This one is quite tricky!

The word TEACH reflects as LEARN.

Last one.

What do you see?

You probably read the word ME in brown, but.......

when you look through ME

you will see

YOU!
Test Your Brain

ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST
Count every " F " in the following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
(SEE BELOW)

HOW MANY ?

WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke. READ IT AGAIN ! Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.
The reasoning behind is further down.

The brain cannot process "OF".

Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!
Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.

Three is normal, four is quite rare.
Send this to your friends. It will drive them crazy.! And keep them occupied For several minutes..!

More Brain Stuff . . From Cambridge University .
Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.
cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,
it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs psas it on !!

Where ever you go our network fallows

2007-12-07T22:26:00.000-08:00

Please take some time to read this!!

Very Shocking......

..........This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away last month in Chandigarh. Her name was Priya. She was hit by a truck.

.....She was working in a call center. She had a boy friend named Shankar. Both of them were true lovers. They always talked on the phone. She used to be never found without her without handphone. In fact she also changed her cell connection from Airtel to Hutch, so that both of them can be on the same network, and save on the cost.

.....She used to spend half of the day talking with shankar. Priya's family knew about their relationship. Shankar was very close to Priya's family as well. (Just imagine their love). Before she passed away she always told her friends "If I pass away please burn me with my handphone" she also said the same thing to her.....parents.

.....After her death, people cudnt carry her body, A lot of them tried to do so but still cant everybody had tried to carry the body, the results were the.....same. Eventually, they called a person known to one of their neighbours, who can speak with the soul of dead person and who was a friend of her father.

.....He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly.

.....After a few minutes, he said "this girl misses something here." Then her friends told that person about her intentions to burn her with her phone. He then opened the grave box and place her phone and sim card inside the casket. After that they tried to carry the body. It was then moved easily and they then carried her into the van. All of us were shocked. Priya's parents did not inform Shankar that Priya had passed away.

.....After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya's mom.....

.....Shankar :...."Aunty, I'm coming home today. Cook something nice for me. Don't tell Priya that I'm coming home today, I wanna surprise her."

.....Her mother replied..... "You come home first, I wanna ! tell you something very important."

.....After he came, they told him the truth about Priya. Shankar thinks that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said "don't try to fool me - tell Priya to come out, i have a gift for her. Please stop this nonsense".

.....Then they show him the original death certificate to him. They gave him proof to make him believe. (Shankar started to sweat) He said... "Its not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me. Shankar was shaking.

.....Suddenly, Shankar's phone rang. "see this is from Priya, see this...." he showed the phone to priya's family. all of them told him to answer. he talked using the loudspeaker mode.

.....All of them heard his conversation.

.....Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming.

.....It is the actual voice of Priya & there is no way others could use her sim! card since it is nailed inside the grave box

.....They were so shocked and asked for the same person's (who can speak with the soul of deal persons) help again. He brought his master to solve this matter.

.....He & his master........worked for 5 hours.......Then they discovered one thing which really shocked them........Hutch has the best coverage. ........."Where ever you go, our network follows!!!"...........Don't shout at me I am also looking for the person who has sent me this ...enjoy...like i enjoyed. HAHAHAHA.....

Complaints & Suggestion Box

2007-11-28T04:24:00.000-08:00

Fine for Spitting

2007-11-28T04:19:00.000-08:00

Indian Railway

2007-11-28T04:17:00.001-08:00

Drivers Tshirt

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Nike Just do it

2007-11-28T04:10:00.001-08:00

IBM

2007-11-28T04:07:00.000-08:00

Master Card

2007-11-28T04:04:00.000-08:00

Colgate

2007-11-28T04:01:00.000-08:00

Drink Coca cola

2007-11-28T03:53:00.000-08:00

Illusion

2007-11-21T23:21:00.000-08:00

Download all images, Open it and redad below given text

Hi, Could this be true?The pictures attached are used to test the level ofstress a person can handle. One teacher said, "I felt like they were allmoving...but slowly. Kind of like, they were breathing."The slower the pictures move, the better your ability of handling stress.Alleged criminals that were tested see them spinning around madly; however,senior citizens and kids see them standing still.FYI ... None of these images are animated - they are perfectly static! enjoy.........

An artist at work

2007-11-21T22:34:00.000-08:00

Wait for few seconds......... then see the miracle.

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Sardar! salam

2007-11-15T12:14:00.000-08:00

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her !.
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes!

Recruiting made simple with 100 Bricks

2007-11-15T11:56:00.000-08:00

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?
Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window.Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.If they are counting the bricks. Put them in the accounts department.If they are recounting them.. Put them in auditing.If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks. Put them in engineering.If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order. Put them in planning.If they are throwing the bricks at each other.Put them in operations.If they are sleeping. Put them in security.If they have broken the bricks into pieces.Put them in information technology.If they are sitting idle. Put them in human resources.If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved. Put them in sales.If they have already left for the day.Put them in marketing.If they are staring out of the window.Put them on strategic planning.And then last but not least. If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has beenmoved. Congratulate them and put themin top management.

IT Couple

2007-11-15T11:44:00.000-08:00

CONVERSATION OF AN IT HUSBAND WITH HIS WIFE

Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I`m now logged in."

Wife???: Have you brought the grocery?

Husband: Bad command or filename.

Wife???: But I told you in the morning!

Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?

Wife???: What about my new TV?

Husband: Variable not found ...

Wife???: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.

Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied...

Wife???: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?

Husband: Too many parameters...

Wife???: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.

Husband: Data type mismatch.

Wife???: You are useless.

Husband: It`s by Default.

Wife???: What about your Salary?

Husband: File in use ... Try later.

Wife???: What is my value in the family.

Husband: Unknown Virus

MORAL: Beware before getting married to an IT pro.

A kids promise joke

2007-11-15T11:35:00.000-08:00

A kid promissed to his mother that he only watch TV on week days that start with T.He gave list of those days.

Thanks giving day
Tuesday
Thursday
Today
Tommorrow
Thaturday
Thunday
Teveryday

Sardharge Joke6

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Sardharge Joke5

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Sardharge Joke4

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Sardharge Joke3

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Sardharge Joke2

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Sardharge Jokes1

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Pupununu...Party in Dream Vally HYDERABAD

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Lalith

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