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Indian Railway

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Colgate

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Illusion

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Hi, Could this be true?The pictures attached are used to test the level ofstress a person can handle. One teacher said, "I felt like they were allmoving...but slowly. Kind of like, they were breathing."The slower the pictures move, the better your ability of handling stress.Alleged criminals that were tested see them spinning around madly; however,senior citizens and kids see them standing still.FYI ... None of these images are animated - they are perfectly static! enjoy.........

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Sardar! salam

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her !.
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes!

Recruiting made simple with 100 Bricks

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?
Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window.Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.If they are counting the bricks. Put them in the accounts department.If they are recounting them.. Put them in auditing.If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks. Put them in engineering.If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order. Put them in planning.If they are throwing the bricks at each other.Put them in operations.If they are sleeping. Put them in security.If they have broken the bricks into pieces.Put them in information technology.If they are sitting idle. Put them in human resources.If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved. Put them in sales.If they have already left for the day.Put them in marketing.If they are staring out of the window.Put them on strategic planning.And then last but not least. If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has beenmoved. Congratulate them and put themin top management.

IT Couple

CONVERSATION OF AN IT HUSBAND WITH HIS WIFE

Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I`m now logged in."

Wife???: Have you brought the grocery?

Husband: Bad command or filename.

Wife???: But I told you in the morning!

Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?

Wife???: What about my new TV?

Husband: Variable not found ...

Wife???: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.

Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied...

Wife???: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?

Husband: Too many parameters...

Wife???: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.

Husband: Data type mismatch.

Wife???: You are useless.

Husband: It`s by Default.

Wife???: What about your Salary?

Husband: File in use ... Try later.

Wife???: What is my value in the family.

Husband: Unknown Virus

MORAL: Beware before getting married to an IT pro.

A kids promise joke

A kid promissed to his mother that he only watch TV on week days that start with T.He gave list of those days.

Thanks giving day
Tuesday
Thursday
Today
Tommorrow
Thaturday
Thunday
Teveryday

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