IT Couple

CONVERSATION OF AN IT HUSBAND WITH HIS WIFE

Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I`m now logged in."

Wife???: Have you brought the grocery?

Husband: Bad command or filename.

Wife???: But I told you in the morning!

Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?

Wife???: What about my new TV?

Husband: Variable not found ...

Wife???: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.

Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied...

Wife???: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?

Husband: Too many parameters...

Wife???: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.

Husband: Data type mismatch.

Wife???: You are useless.

Husband: It`s by Default.

Wife???: What about your Salary?

Husband: File in use ... Try later.

Wife???: What is my value in the family.

Husband: Unknown Virus

MORAL: Beware before getting married to an IT pro.