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Customer Care in 2025***

Operator:"Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..."

Customer:"Heloo, can I order.."

Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"

Customer: "It's eh..., hold.......... on......889861356102049998-45-54610"

Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 24, shivaji park, dadar. Your home number is 6745 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobileis 9892347854. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"

Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?

Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"

Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."

Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"

Customer:"How come?"

Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high bloodpressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"

Customer:"What?... What do you recommend then?"

Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"

Customer: "How do you know for sure?"

Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" fromthe National Library last week Sir"

Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how muchwill that cost?"

Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The totalis $49.9! 9" Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"

Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs 37,720.55 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."

Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"

Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records,you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"

Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready.How long is it gonna take anyway?"

Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle..."

Customer: " What!"

Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own aScooter,...registration number 1123..."

Customer: " ????"

Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"

Customer:"Nothing.! .. by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 freebottles of cola as advertised?"

Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... "

Customer: Teri #$$ ^% &$@$%^

Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 youwere convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?"

Customer: [Faints...]

Where ever you go our network fallows

Please take some time to read this!!

Very Shocking......

..........This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away last month in Chandigarh. Her name was Priya. She was hit by a truck.

.....She was working in a call center. She had a boy friend named Shankar. Both of them were true lovers. They always talked on the phone. She used to be never found without her without handphone. In fact she also changed her cell connection from Airtel to Hutch, so that both of them can be on the same network, and save on the cost.

.....She used to spend half of the day talking with shankar. Priya's family knew about their relationship. Shankar was very close to Priya's family as well. (Just imagine their love). Before she passed away she always told her friends "If I pass away please burn me with my handphone" she also said the same thing to her.....parents.

.....After her death, people cudnt carry her body, A lot of them tried to do so but still cant everybody had tried to carry the body, the results were the.....same. Eventually, they called a person known to one of their neighbours, who can speak with the soul of dead person and who was a friend of her father.

.....He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly.

.....After a few minutes, he said "this girl misses something here." Then her friends told that person about her intentions to burn her with her phone. He then opened the grave box and place her phone and sim card inside the casket. After that they tried to carry the body. It was then moved easily and they then carried her into the van. All of us were shocked. Priya's parents did not inform Shankar that Priya had passed away.

.....After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya's mom.....

.....Shankar :...."Aunty, I'm coming home today. Cook something nice for me. Don't tell Priya that I'm coming home today, I wanna surprise her."

.....Her mother replied..... "You come home first, I wanna ! tell you something very important."

.....After he came, they told him the truth about Priya. Shankar thinks that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said "don't try to fool me - tell Priya to come out, i have a gift for her. Please stop this nonsense".

.....Then they show him the original death certificate to him. They gave him proof to make him believe. (Shankar started to sweat) He said... "Its not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me. Shankar was shaking.

.....Suddenly, Shankar's phone rang. "see this is from Priya, see this...." he showed the phone to priya's family. all of them told him to answer. he talked using the loudspeaker mode.

.....All of them heard his conversation.

.....Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming.

.....It is the actual voice of Priya & there is no way others could use her sim! card since it is nailed inside the grave box

.....They were so shocked and asked for the same person's (who can speak with the soul of deal persons) help again. He brought his master to solve this matter.

.....He & his master........worked for 5 hours.......Then they discovered one thing which really shocked them........Hutch has the best coverage. ........."Where ever you go, our network follows!!!"...........Don't shout at me I am also looking for the person who has sent me this ...enjoy...like i enjoyed. HAHAHAHA.....

Sardar! salam

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her !.
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes!

Recruiting made simple with 100 Bricks

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?
Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window.Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.If they are counting the bricks. Put them in the accounts department.If they are recounting them.. Put them in auditing.If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks. Put them in engineering.If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order. Put them in planning.If they are throwing the bricks at each other.Put them in operations.If they are sleeping. Put them in security.If they have broken the bricks into pieces.Put them in information technology.If they are sitting idle. Put them in human resources.If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved. Put them in sales.If they have already left for the day.Put them in marketing.If they are staring out of the window.Put them on strategic planning.And then last but not least. If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has beenmoved. Congratulate them and put themin top management.

IT Couple

CONVERSATION OF AN IT HUSBAND WITH HIS WIFE

Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I`m now logged in."

Wife???: Have you brought the grocery?

Husband: Bad command or filename.

Wife???: But I told you in the morning!

Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?

Wife???: What about my new TV?

Husband: Variable not found ...

Wife???: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.

Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied...

Wife???: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?

Husband: Too many parameters...

Wife???: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.

Husband: Data type mismatch.

Wife???: You are useless.

Husband: It`s by Default.

Wife???: What about your Salary?

Husband: File in use ... Try later.

Wife???: What is my value in the family.

Husband: Unknown Virus

MORAL: Beware before getting married to an IT pro.

A kids promise joke

A kid promissed to his mother that he only watch TV on week days that start with T.He gave list of those days.

Thanks giving day
Tuesday
Thursday
Today
Tommorrow
Thaturday
Thunday
Teveryday

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